WarioFan63 (4:52:25 PM): What I miss?
Gamehiker (4:52:36 PM): The Black Plague.
vorpalion (4:52:54 PM): the American Civil War
vorpalion (4:52:58 PM): passed right by you
Gamehiker (4:53:10 PM): The Rennaisance.
Gamehiker (4:53:39 PM): Welcome to 2006.
WarioFan63 (4:53:39 PM): Woah
Gamehiker (4:53:40 PM): AKA
Gamehiker (4:53:42 PM): THE FUTURE!!!!
WarioFan63 (4:53:52 PM): Are we The Jetsons yet?
Yoshiyami (4:53:56 PM): I still don't know who WarioFan63 is
vorpalion (4:54:08 PM): we were for like... a few months in 2002
Gamehiker (4:54:24 PM): Yes we are, but we gave up futuristic things to live a more peaceful life.
vorpalion (4:54:24 PM): then the Mongol's invaded
Gamehiker (4:54:35 PM): We discovered that fossil fuels were all we needed to be happy.
WarioFan63 (4:54:38 PM): I just joined the Gamehikers forums and here I am
vorpalion (4:55:11 PM): yay!
Gamehiker (4:55:21 PM): What if in the future when everyone is in flying cars.
Gamehiker (4:55:26 PM): The Amish only ride motorcycles.
WarioFan63 (4:55:43 PM): They dont believe in hover technology
Gamehiker (4:55:44 PM): They believe fusion technology is inherently evil.
Gamehiker (4:55:59 PM): And only rely on 'natural energy' provided them by God.
Gamehiker (4:56:01 PM): Like fossil fuels.
Yoshiyami (4:56:08 PM): Lifestream
Gamehiker (4:56:09 PM): And coffee.
WarioFan63 (4:56:18 PM): Am I the only one who finds "The Official Amish Website" funny?
Gamehiker (4:56:22 PM): Yes.
Yoshiyami (4:56:30 PM): the Amish work for Shinra
vorpalion (4:56:32 PM): can you believe... that like five hundred years from now, there will be people trying to live like ancient people in the most holy of times: the 21st century?
Gamehiker (4:56:55 PM): They even do it a thousand years from now.
vorpalion (4:56:55 PM): they'll be Amish v 2.0
Gamehiker (4:57:07 PM): Futurama makes that quite clear.
WarioFan63 (4:57:19 PM): Amish 2: Electric Boogaloo
Gamehiker (4:57:42 PM): In the year 4000, the Moon-Amish believe that going faster than Lightspeed is an abomination.
Gamehiker (4:58:09 PM): (Unless someone else is driving)
WarioFan63 (4:58:14 PM): When did the Amish migrate to the moon?
Gamehiker (4:58:30 PM): They don't like to talk about that to outsiders.
Gamehiker (4:58:44 PM): But probably when USA was completely paved.
vorpalion (4:59:26 PM): but they have to fight with the Moon-Jew-Zionists the believe that the moon is the holy land promised by God to Moses
Gamehiker (4:59:41 PM): Robo-Moses, that is.
WarioFan63 (5:00:08 PM): So God is one big Super-Computer?
Gamehiker (5:00:08 PM): God: One of these days Israel... Pow, Zoom! Straight to the moon!
vorpalion (5:00:25 PM): XD
Gamehiker (5:01:41 PM): You see, the US was paved as a parking lot for Canada, which was turned into an amusement park.
Gamehiker (5:02:23 PM): This was in the year 3421 when Immigrants were officially banned from America.
Gamehiker (5:02:30 PM): Then everyone realized they WERE immigrants.
Gamehiker (5:02:32 PM): And left.
Gamehiker (5:02:43 PM): With no customers for their casinos, the Indians departed for Mars.
WarioFan63 (5:02:55 PM): Is Bill Cosby still alive 2000 years from now?
Gamehiker (5:03:02 PM): In spirit.
Gamehiker (5:03:03 PM): And brain.
vorpalion (5:03:52 PM): a brain suspended in JELLO
Gamehiker (5:06:39 PM): There's a lot of prejudice on the Moon between the "Lightsiders" and "Darksiders".
Gamehiker (5:06:55 PM): People think that if they're on the side of the Moon always facing the Earth, they're inherently better.
Gamehiker (5:07:14 PM): The people on the other side say that's stupid and nobody really wants to see that ugly blue ball anyways.