[12:03:57] MightyShandcuffs: Adult Swim pointed out that Snooki's baby is set to be born on December 21st, though
[12:04:32] MightyShandcuffs: Perhaps all the strains of herpes have combined to form The Harbringer of our world's end
[12:04:36] nintfjr: that whore will cause her child to die in the womb.
[12:05:01] nintfjr: besides
[12:05:13] nintfjr: you have no idea how many joules of energy are required to destroy the planet
[12:05:25] nintfjr: Not to say Snookie doesn't get a lot of action
[12:05:32] MightyShandcuffs: SHIT
[12:05:34] nintfjr: but her cooch has no way of storing that energy
[12:05:43] MightyShandcuffs: dang, I did NOT see that burn coming
[12:05:55] MightyShandcuffs: Hahahah!

From: SigmaCentauri | Posted: 3/25/2012 10:41:36 PM
I mean, Michael Bay is pretty good at making movies. How many hit movies have you guys made?

From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 3/25/2012 10:43:23 PM | Filter | Message Detail | Quote
None, but I've made as many GOOD movies as he has.

From: Mattson | Posted: 3/22/2012 01:38:08 PM
yesterday I made a weed cake. I put it in the fridge with a sign that said "careful, weed cake"
[my mom took a slice of my weed cake]
This should be interesting. She teaches autistic children.

From: hotdogturtle | Posted: 3/22/2012 01:39:11 PM | Filter | Message Detail | Quote
You're homeschooled?

[18:14:27] barretttoby: "If Edward is what our teenage girls want these days then I fear for the survival of our species. 'Cause without balls, we can't procreate."
[18:15:09] nintfjr: oh shit! Do I feel sunlight?
[18:15:12] nintfjr: because someone got burned!