Literally, it's 3030 man. I ain't got time to be wasting time on Slowpoke's life story.

Slowpoke, that's the entry I'll write next

And yet you have time to waste on a pointless thread.

It wouldn't be pointless if you felt inclined to give a genuine answer instead of trying to prove your intellectual superiority with such a witless comment. But please, feel free to change the title again so that the thread can suit the needs of your sheltered and childish worldview.

We are sort of a videogame wiki.

You're right. I wouldn't want to be childish and change my original post and title when people don't take seriously the threat Kirby Epic Yarn poses to Kirby canon! And then pretend that I don't care about canon at all!

And I certainly wouldn't want to continue to be childish by getting dangerously close to flame-bating.

Is somebody here being an Andy Kaufman? I can't tell.

It's "baiting", but I suppose your lobotomized brain may not be able to tell the difference. Nor could it wrap itself around the concept of administrative power, which is why it appears to be handled so haphazardly.

With geniuses like this running things, it's no wonder this board is deader than a faggot in Auschwitz. Maybe you should run away to Africa again to try to gain some grasp on your insignificance in the world.

Our administrative process is generally hands off. The fact that the forums are slower than molasses isn't something I'm too worried about. I haven't exactly been trying for a long time, so it's no surprise the forums are dead. However, if you're intent to be an asshole and mouth off to people, I'd be happy to oblige you with not having to worry you about having to put up with our idiocy for any longer.

Ah, I see that "retarded cunt" runs in the family here. I bet you'd vote for Sarah Palin.

Yes you all figured it out.

Phil is the problem with the forums. If you threaten to / ban him I'm sure everyone will suddenly give a flying croissant about the forum. Honestly, how does anyone have the right to get mad about a thread on such a lethargic forum?

Vorpal what's the point of coming in to a thread you don't like on a forum you barely read and then starting a pissing contest? Furthermore, why are you so set on acting like Phil is the one starting something? I would say you take the internet too seriously, but you clearly don't care about this forum at all.

I'll check back in two days for a response.

Golem, your friends suck, and you suck for turning them onto this place.

Tyler, I think you missed the backstory to this thread.

See: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3842

It's probably all my fault.