"Someday I'm gonna write down every fist joke you make, GORE.
Actually, I'm starting. Right now."
-RetroJape, March 25th, 2009

*Retro steps up onto a podium with a music conductor's baton in his hand and taps it against the stand, then begins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evr7pgSsVoo&feature=related*

LuigiRok: All I had to do was add a few details to preexisting images
LuigiRok: Putting Masa's head on an Ekans is clearly beyond my power level
GORE ILLA 117: All I had to do was add a few fists to preexisting faces

Gamehiker: Gin
Gamehiker Post in LuigiRok
GORE ILLA 117: My fist will post in LuigiRok: The Face

GORE ILLA 117 (9:24:22 PM): My fist is a pretend knife
GORE ILLA 117 (9:24:27 PM): But without the pretend part

GORE ILLA 117: You can’t… see my tears
Retrobelmont: Shut up GORE, I want more fist jokes on my desk first thing tomorrow
GORE ILLA 117: I’ll have more fist jokes on your face first thing tomorrow

Thekir Byofdeath (11:20:19 PM)pulls a rabbit out of a hat*
GORE ILLA 117 (11:20:30 PM):*Pulls a fist out of your face*
Thekir Byofdeath (11:20:33 PM):ow
GORE ILLA 117 (11:20:34 PM):*then shoves it back in*
Thekir Byofdeath (11:20:38 PM):ok, now ow
GORE ILLA 117 (11:20:42 PM):Save that one
LuigiRok (11:20:47 PM):Nice
GORE ILLA 117 (11:20:49 PM):Show it to Retro later
Thekir Byofdeath (11:20:56 PM):its in the logs
GORE ILLA 117 (11:20:56 PM):I want my children to see it

RetroBelmont: Okay
RetroBelmont: I'll jot that down
RetroBelmont: See. guys? I always have the GORE doc open on my laptop
RetroBelmont: For quick access
GORE ILLA 117: Your efficeny is admirable
GORE ILLA 117: Although I prefer to always have the fist doc open on your face
GORE ILLA 117: For quick access
RetroBelmont: Gold

GORE ILLA 117: Pee into another shark's mouth
RetroBelmont: I'll think about it
GORE ILLA 117: Think about my fist in your face
Gamehiker: That means no!
GORE ILLA 117: Mentally prepare yourself
Gamehiker: Pretend like I'm Rocky
Gamehiker: And I'm asking you to post in MWNP

majorvictory87: oh, it's all in php
majorvictory87: i didn't write the whole game
GORE ILLA 117: Like your face
majorvictory87: i'm just being paid to fix the broken stuffs and add the features the client wants
Gamehiker: PHP is the idea language for the face

Vibrantly Vivid: I can connect anything with anything
Vibrantly Vivid: Same
Vibrantly Vivid: it's a weird thing I do
GORE ILLA 117: I can connect my fist with your face

GORE ILLA 117: Speaking of metaphors, you're damn ugly
RetroBelmont: Make that into a fist joke
RetroBelmont: Because I want to write that down but I can't
GORE ILLA 117: I'll make my fist into a fist joke, and deliver it directly into your face
RetroBelmont: Okay good enough

LuigiRok: Should it be ironic that Luiigii's father-in-law is the richest not-man alive?
Thekir Byofdeath: well, hes a dwarf, what do you expect?
Thekir Byofdeath: but yeah, that is kinda neat
GORE ILLA 117: Should it be ironic that Luiigii's face is the richest fist in?
LuigiRok: richest in fist
GORE ILLA 117: And calcium

RetroBelmont: BRRREAK THE TARGETS
RetroBelmont: *Paints target on Luiigii's face*
LuigiRok: WHAAAA
GORE ILLA 117: *fist rockets through Luiigii's face*

[00:43] Gamehiker: Man, I am digging this update
[00:44] GORE ILLA 117: My fist is digging your face
[00:44] GORE ILLA 117: And man it will not stop tunnelling!
[00:44] GORE ILLA 117: Show that ione to Retro

*Bows* More to come!

Fist Goers

OG Idea: Gore's fists go out of CONTROOOOOOOL.

Hilarity/bruised faces ensue.

Starring Tyler as Luiigii

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Oh that feels nice. On that note, I demand that there be something as cool as [/GORE] made for me. I demand it! (please)

[Tyler]GORE[/Tyler] cause he's being dumb.

SOOOOOOOOOOO TEMPTED TO DO THIS.

Alan's butt's so dumb I hear it didn't even graduate with honors from law school.

Don't be stupid. There is no honor in law school.

Matlock.

Who didn't exist.