Get back in your grave.

Someonde stop posting i miss updating this

*pulls out knife*

...

*looks at Ditto*

There's no one left

But there are no two left

*crawls sheepishly back into my grave and pulls the dirt up over my head*

Methinks this topic needs updating

R.I.P. - This Topic

proud father of three

The rage fuels me

Guys, I'm killing myself.

I won't delve into the reasons since they're not particularly important. At least it's a legitimate use of this topic.

For a short period of my life, some of you were a bit like family to me. Gamehikers has been a wonderful slice of my life and the source of many smiles. Honestly, without you guys I might have have developed into an upstanding regular person (and who could stomach that?)

I'm very sorry for how lame a fuckin' post this is, but you guys'll have to live with it. Thanks for the awesome and keep on truckin'- what I'm doing is not worth it, believe me.

On the sole plus side, I'm jumping to my death which should actually be pretty cool.

Good luck in whatever it is you choose to do (unless it's also suicide, in which case get bent.) Peace out.

Well that's not cricket, lad. What would Frasier Crane say?

Eh, forget that. What would Martin Crane say?

He'd probably say "All right, buck up, and tell me what's all the kerfuffle." Then he'd slide you a beer, then hobble back to his chair.

Pretend we're that Martin Crane.

Weelll, I jumped twenty-some odd feet into construction site dirt (comparable to rock) but I survived and now I have a fair amount of explaining to do. I landed on my four limbs and forehead evenly, avoiding a concussion and only injuring my shin Achilles tendon and one rib. All things considered I'm pretty happy about that because any survival that avoids paralysis is a good survival.

Can't walk for a bit. Thanks for the "don't do it", although I disregard advice from everyone I do still appreciate it.

In review: kind of like a car crash without the seatbelt, would not recommend.

I don't recall saying "don't do it?"

One thing I never get about suicides is that, when they fail, they usually feel better. Why? This is just one more thing you suck at.

If at first you don't succeed...

I'm glad your alive, please seek a therapist, they're the tops. O see one myself and I'm happier than I've ever been

Wait what

Haha, committing suicide is the rare thing that's good to suck at. Therapy is certainly happening, probably anti-depressants, too.

Thanks for your concern/confusion.