Weak. I'm still waiting for my first shipment. Maybe they did yours faster because there was only one of them.

Anyway, thanks for buying a copy. I know you've already read it, so I hope it's better the second time around. I think there's some new content since the draft you read (I admit that I can't remember exactly which one that was), and a drastic increase in the number of complete sentences and general readability.

If you're so inclined (and this goes for anyone who reads it), I'd certainly appreciate it if you could take the time to write an Amazon review.

Amazon Review Power Activate!

Yes! Now those foolish mortals will have no choice but to buy 3 copies each!

What are your sales so far?

I seem to have topped out at 14.

Oh yeah I have to buy this

I told you you should have used a regular publisher. I mean, you are that good.